When did you tell a lie that got so out of hand that you just had to keep building on it?
Here's a few of our favorite texts from listeners!
(626): For 2 years my boyfriend had me believing he was 2 years younger than me. Even his license had him 2 years younger. Found out the truth when I met his family and they said he was the oldest sibling and I was actually the same age as his younger sister.
(626): I once lied about who paid for the movies during a date in high school. My mom asked how it went and I said ok. She asked if he paid for my movie. I was so embarrassed over the situation i told her he did. He asked me on a date to watch a movie. As we walked up to the ticket box he asked if I brought money to pay for my ticket as he was holding my hand and half hugging me. I was so embarrassed and glad I brought cash.
(661): I once had a friend date a girl and the girl did not know his real name for over a year.
(949): Good morning, please keep this anonymous! I met my husband online before it was considered "normal". When we were dating people would ask us how we met and we would always say at Ralph''s grocery store bc he worked there at the time. Well, fast forward 15 years our friends and family STILL think we met at Ralph''s. My maid of honor at our wedding in her speech even said:" yea, he was checking her out while she was checking out!". When New friends ask where we met we still say at good old Ralph''s!
(714): In high school my friend and I wanted to convince our teacher that she had a twin sister so we would Photoshop pictures of her together and made a fake Instagram for this twin sister but soon people from our school found the Instagram and everyone still thinks she has a twin sister
(949): I worked as a busboy for a while and acted like i didnt understand english and spoke with a fake thick accent so when diners asked me for something i looked back with a blank stare and said "excuse me?" In the thickest accent i could. 95% of the time they would wave me off and ask their server instead.
(310): I told my kids when the ice cream man drives by with his music playing it means he's all out of ice cream. I was busted when they started school and found out
(760): I hid an ankle tattoo from my mom for over 3 years. We regularly go to the beach as a family so I'd often "sprain my ankle"
(714): I used to tell people that I''ve been to China and I would show them pictures but those pictures were just taken from the China part of Epcot. They would ask where in China they were taken but I would just say "In China".