Need some good therapy to get over your ex? I have a few (cheaper) suggestions for you... because you shouldn't waist any more money on that piece of work!
The El Paso Zoo is hosting a "Quit Bugging Me" event, where you can name a cockroach after your ex and on Valentine's Day they will feed it to the meerkats! Just message the zoo on their Facebook page with the name of your ex.
You can even watch the live stream here !
If you want your ex to be devoured by something bigger than a meerkat... then feed them to a bear!
Wildlife Images Rehabilitation Center in Oregon will name a salmon after your ex during their "Catch and Release" promotion. In exchange for a $20 donation (totally worth it because it's going to a good cause), the rehabilitation center will put your ex's name on a salmon and serve it to their brown bears for dinner.
A special certificate and photos of bears Kodi and Yaki eating the salmon will also be provided to you!
And "Shred Your Ex" is back at Hooters!
You get 10 free wings (when you purchase 10) if you bring in a picture of your ex and rip it up in front of the servers there! Your ex will buy you lunch without even knowing it!