Remember our favorite all-loving purple dinosaur of the 90s, Barney????
Well, the actor who played the lovable dino, David Joyner, is now a TANTRIC SEX EXPERT!
I don't know about you, but that's a *little* awkward after a career like that.
He's good at finding your inner-chi...so if you need someone to sing the "I Love You" song, I would ask someone else! Not the B-dude!